The 2007-2008 Finatics Roster
| Name | Position | Height | Weight | Status | Notes | |
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Jim DeFabia | Finatics Public Relations, statistitian, and bad "one liners" | 5'30" | 180 ounces | Active | One
of our founders who is in search of the perfect red cup.... |
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David Buchler | McGuyver stuff, front tire changer, exhaust pipe, Fantasy Football expert, and WebMaster | 6'1'" | 195 | Active | One of our founders and creator of the stadium's tallest flagpole, the priority support adapter, and the flagpole's strobetop. In 2007, Dave is a celebrity Fantasy Football expert in the Miami Dolphins Home Team Challenge. |
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Susie Buchler | Champagne popper, Sommelier | 5'9" | Not going there! | Active | An original Finatic ! |
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Bob Foreman | Bookie, DJ, Legendary Finatics Writer, Perpetual Optimist | 6' | 120 | Injured Reserve | Bob has broke ranks with the "Late Arriving Van Tailgators" to join the Finatics in 2002. Bob rejoins the Finatics writing staff in 2007 after a 3 year hiatus and brings a fresh new perspective from the parking lot to the field. |
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Gino Vitale | Motivational Speaker, Chef, Lead Singer | 10'2" | 250 | Active | Added to Finatics as a first round draft choice in second year. Gino launched his emmy award column, "Vitales View" in the 2005 season. |
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Jimmy Simmons | Grilling beta tester, Habachi supervisor, charcoal lighter, bloody marys, and Chef | 5'10" | 120 | Active | In search of the ultimate BBQing technique?? Click Here |
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Lisa Simmons | Port - o - let construction, blender assembly, electrician, and plumber | 5'8" | I like to live, thank you. | Active | "Club seat" diva |
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Kaitlyn
& Jason Simmons |
Roller Blade Scouts, Pogo Stick instructors, High Def video technicials, Executive Producer | 5'11" (stacked) | 120 (Combined) | Very Active | The first full fledged Junior Finatics |
Finiatics Injured Reserve |
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| Name | Position | Height | Weight | Status | Notes | |
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Joe Nachio | Face Painter | 6' | Not sure | Injured Reserve | Our most emotional Dolphins fan. Long time tailgater who became an early Finatic through a stock-swap merger. Joe was the original settler of East 12. Joe re-signed with the Finatics in 2006 for a 1 year contract. Joe did not renew for 2007. |
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Philippe Dufour | Brewmeister, Finatics.com Foreign coorespondent | 6'20" | 250 kg | Injured Reserve | Phillipe was scouted by Don, and joins the Finatics ranks in 2006 with a 5 year contract. Phillipe's contract was broken in 2007 when his Belgian brewing company was taken over thru a hostile takeover by Budweiser. |
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Don Porcelli | Tent construction, grill assembly, gasman, flagpole base spotter, and best boy | 5'6" | 138 | Injured Reserve | A Finatic Founder who coined the phrase: "Tots of shaquilla." Ask Don about the 2002 election when you get a chance! Don parts ways with the Finatics in 2007 after 17 seasons to launch Titanatics.com |
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Donna Porcelli | Finatics Greeter, Key Grip, and Freelance Photographer | 5'10" | Are you crazy? | Injured Reserve | Fans will do anything to become Finatics. She married Don. |
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Greg Whitaker | Retired, goat herder, flagpole, 150' scafolding, parking spot marker | 5'10" | 150 | Injured Reserve | Greg now golfs on the Hooters Tour |
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John Caglianone | Illegal Cigar Man, Chief of Security | 5'9" | 150 | Injured Reserve | |
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Lisa Caglianone | Finatics Cheerleading Choreographer | 5'8" | Doesn't Matter! | Injured Reserve | |
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Madonna Foreman | Finatics Defense | 5'7" | SuperFly | Injured Reserve | Madonna joined the Finatics ranks in 2002 after an off season trade for a 3rd round draft pick. |
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Ricky Lanni | Dangerous Cocktails, Massuse | 6' | 105 | Injured Reserve | Joined Finatics in 2002 to the training camp squad, and moved to the full time roster in 2003. |
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Donna Lund aka "Jello Shot Donna" | Jello Shots, 1 shot parker | 5'7" | Real light | Injured Reserve | Can you guess from her nickname what she brings to the party? |
